Kamla Dresscode In India

[Georgette]

Now I know what allyuh go say...there she goes again beating anty Kamla. I does jus call it the way I see it. Somebody please explain to me why everyday Kamla wearing a sari in India?

 

What happen to all she business outfits? I know that sari is the traditional wear in India but everyday she have to wear it so??? come on nah man! She is there to represent T&T and I could understand Kamla weaing it one day...everyday!!!

 

hmmmm not one steelpan, hummingbird, or hibiscus represented. That's ambassadorship for you!

[Carlene John]

alyuh really good oui... Vid she don't really focus on, remember she is ah "Hindu/Baptiste" she does stuff from the both, and Rosh same would apply if she went to Africa... the ppl wud be pleased that u wear something of there culture but... they wud feel patronized if you over do it... nobody ain't say the woman aint look good, or she don't dress to suit all culture we jus say do over do it..... yuh gone India and u wanna wear more Sari than them... what you think they sayin in there minds or behind her back.....!

[Georgette]

Tank yuh Cal.....again yuh talk with sense. Ah doh expect the rest of them to understand our  logic. As the saying goes "great minds think alike". We just too intellectual for dem. Its like trying to teach a bunch of kindergardeners, algebra.

[Irene Bernard]

kamla doh study them with all the comment they makin bout the way u dressing jus hurry and come back we go pass a bill in paliment and put all ah them in sari an dotie!

[Carlene John]

look look Irene.... talkin bout passin bill n i never see she in them thing.... ( maybe she wears them) but i've never seen she in any... alyuh good yes... Irene say all ah them oui... smh.....! hahaha... alyuh too sweet yes...

[Georgette]

 

Iros yuh have cable home...go and look at the Bollywood channel, tell me if you see anyone of dem up and coming Bollywood stars walking the red carpet with a sari on? I have a penpal who lives in Indian and from time to time he would send me pics...I NEVER seein any of dem pics any one of his female friends sporting a sari.

So wat you tryin to tell me, Kamla is the physical manifestation of she ancestors? Steups!

[Cosmic Oracle]

Waayh, look how Georgette lambassing me, complaining dat since ah come back from India, ah quiet as if ah frade de War Room! Wat I do she boyh?

It look like she disobeying de wisdom of she modder who always tell she to never trouble trouble unless trouble trouble she. Ah feel she too darm harden! She feel she bard, she go geh wat she lookin for!

Because today ah go do fuh she an all ah she fren an dem who want to dis me anh Kamla.

How allyuh tink allyuh go dis me ahn meh leader, Kamla, and get away scotch free???!!! Allyuh lie!

It very ezee tuh see wen borat never leave dey dark hole. Dey so backward dat dey doh even know dat de sun does shine in de sky.

Fus dey still livin in de caveman days, dey doh even know anyting different from wat dey does see around dem in dey cave. Tuh dem de highest anytin can go is to hit de low ceiling above dey head in de cave.

Dat is why dey doh even know ah betta way tuh live!

Dey mus read an practise de KREW's Philosophies of Life anh dey will be taken out of de darkness of Bratt, and into de light of prosperity.

If yuh arxs dem how much people dat live in de world, dey will look around dey cave and check how much heads dey see, den give you dat number for de ansah.

But wen yuh is ah sufisticated globe trotter like me, (eh ehm), anh Kamla, you will quickly understand why meh travelling partner Kamla, will dress de smart an strategic way she did in India.

Aye guyl, allyuh have tuh understand dis little technique about how to progress an prosper in de world...

Wen she leave we country, we leader Kamla, is ah politician ahn ah diplomat. She eh no plain Jane like allyuh!

She eh representing she-self, she representing we; and dis means she represents even allyuh borats who never leave allyuh dark hole in allyuh cave village.

As a diplomat yuh will understand dat when yuh in Rome yuh do as de Romans; dat is why she wear de sari.

As a politician yuh will understand dat yuh must win de hearts of the people, again, dat is why she wear de sari.

When she do dat, dis will help she to win de hearts of de Indian leaders; den she go geh wat she want.

So yuh see, she ha two good reasons tuh wear plenty of sari!

Ah hear she even humble she self, she kneel down anh suck de toe of one of de Indian leaders, and she get even more of what she want to bring back for allyuh; she most ungrateful borats.

Georgette, allyuh see de power of humility! Dat is an Indian trait dat she inherit from she ancestors, right there in India.

Ah sure allyuh borats cyar do dat!

Ha Ha Ha

Georgette yuh see wat yuh get for interfaring wid international globe trotters and diplomats like me anh Kamla?

Yuh does get bun down! Georgette yuh modder was right, doe trouble trouble because Bratt go get yuh!... yuh hear!

Now learn dis lesson that borats and Bratts never seem to learn: Relationship matters!

De KREW does say dat you must be of goodwill tuh people ahn yuh go geh wat yuh want. Yuh go prosper!

Me an Kamla is de mentor for allyuh borats to follow so yuh could improve yuh life and prosper.

Follow we example. Yuh might even geh invite to com out from allyuh holes in de cave, to visit India and as guest of de Indian government;... jus as we!

Yep!

Now leave my Kamla alone! With her natural Trini beauty, Kamla does look very resplendent in her range of lovely saris.

Get thee hence, Bratt!